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I need about 43 seconds of your time to explain why you should give a total stranger on the internet some money. I promise this is more honest than most VSLs.
It Started With a Spreadsheet From 2022
Picture it: a MidJourney prompt builder trapped inside a 500-column Excel file, held together by dropdown menus, hope, and a formula nobody was allowed to touch. It worked. It also looked like a tax form having an identity crisis.
So I rebuilt the whole thing from scratch — a real database, a real interface, real integrations with the actual platforms people use now, and exactly zero cells that say #REF!. It took a lot longer than it should have, and it ran on a truly unreasonable amount of coffee.
Here's the Part Where I'm Supposed to Sell You Something
...but I'm not. There's no premium tier. No paywall. No "unlock 3 more random buttons for $9.99/mo." Every part of this app — the builder, the 1,300+ style terms, the model library, the admin panel, all of it — is free, and it's staying that way.
So Here's the "Offer"
Pick a tier below. Or skip the menu entirely and hit "Any Amount" — type in whatever feels right, including $1, including $1,000 if you're having an unusually good day.
Frequently Asked, Mostly by Me, in the Shower
What do I actually get for donating?
My genuine, slightly undignified gratitude, and the quiet knowledge that you personally funded roughly 20% of an oat milk latte. No refunds, no merch, no secret Discord (yet).
Is this a subscription?
No. One-time, no recurring charge, no "oops we forgot to cancel" horror story six months from now. I will not email you 47 times.
Is my payment info safe?
You're paying through PayPal directly — I never see your card number, your bank account, or your search history. I don't even see your email unless PayPal decides to tell me.
Why should I trust a random coffee page instead of a "real" charity?
Fair question, and you shouldn't feel obligated — this app is free no matter what you decide. This is closer to tipping a busker who played a song you didn't ask for but secretly enjoyed.
Can I donate a different amount than the tiers?
Yes. Hit "Any Amount" below and PayPal will let you type in whatever number you want. Decimals allowed. Get weird with it.
Will this money fund new features?
Mostly coffee, a little hosting, and general morale. If enough shows up, sure — new features. Manage your expectations accordingly.
What People Are (Not Actually) Saying
“This page convinced me to give my own money to myself, which is impossible, and yet.”
— A Confused Raccoon, Behind a Dumpster“I have never used this app and I do not have hands, but the wobbling coffee cup animation moved me.”
— Your Houseplant“10/10 VSL. Would definitely NOT get audited for this. Zero flags raised.”
— A Guy Who Is Definitely Not the IRS“I read the whole FAQ and I still don't know what I'm buying. I bought it anyway.”
— Future You, ProbablyYou'll be taken to PayPal. I never see your card number, and there's no recurring charge — this is a one-time, no-strings tip, sent straight to cigibee@yahoo.com.